Climax!

"TGIF!" Yes. That was what I felt on Friday, The End of an extremely exhausting week. None of the deadlines were met. Targets weren't fulfilled. But still, the satisfaction of having worked hard (in fact harder) throughout the week was somewhere floating in the mind. We had already planned to go for a movie, Aamir, on Thursday and had even bought tickets in advance. 8 pm, Fun Cinemas. Honestly, we were trying to save some money by not going on Saturday or even the last show of Friday because from that show, till the last show of Sunday, the weekend rates are applicable – Rs. 250/- and maybe more. The cost per our ticket was Rs. 140.

Initially we had decided that if the work gets over by 6.45, we would go to the famous tea place, Infinitea, just opposite the theatre. But as expected, the work didn’t get over. At 6.50 I told the boss that the work we had to complete that day was 95% done. He laughed at me saying that we should cancel the movie J I knew he was kidding. 7.15 pm, and we packed our bags and left. Having harassed some 2 3 autowalas and a few other people at the signals, we reached the Fun Cinemas. As Ekta added a person in one of the lines at the ticket counter, I stood behind and started doing what I generally like doing at such places – observing people (and chicks :)). A few married couples, a few unmarried couples, a few single men and women and a few…etc. turned up. As I was observing them, I heard Ekta’s voice, slightly louder than the normal she would have had if asking just for the ticket/show timing/total price. And so I went there. I discovered that the guy on the other side of the ticket window was slightly confused. He told Ekta to show her the SMS she had received from them, confirming the advance booking and the booking number. He entered the number and asked us if we were sure we had booked the tickets for the movie – Aamir. He told us that the comp was saying it was for the movie Mere Baap Pehle Aap and not Aamir. Ekta told him that we were sure and she even told him that we could show the email we had received from them. He invited us inside his cabin. We went in and Ekta opened her mail box. She showed him the email where it was clearly written Aamir. He told us that the 8 pm Aamir show had got cancelled from that week and was surprised that we hadn’t received any email from their side.

It appeared as if he was trying to cheat, by giving us tickets of some other movie. But then he even offered to arrange tickets for any other movie that night, even if it meant the show was houseful. It was 7.30 and the next show was only at 9.30. Ekta was sure that she didn’t want to see movie in that show and so we had the option to take 2 tickets of any other movie or cancel all the 3 tickets and get the refund. We decided to watch Sarkar Raj. He happily gave us 2 tickets. The total price of the 3 tickets was Rs. 420 (incl. of taxes). He gave us Rs. 200 back saying that the price of the 2 tickets was Rs. 220. We collected the tickets and the money and left. Now that we had met the deadline (of collecting tickets) 2 hours before time, we went to Infinitea J I must say it was an interesting place (details later).

We finished the tea/snack/chat and went back to the mall. Ekta left for home and we climbed the 4 floors to the theatre. It was 9.15. The show was supposed to start at 9.30. We went towards the screen that was going to show the film. We were a bit surprised to see not a single person outside even before 15 minutes of the show. We asked the doorkeeper the time at which the show would start. He said something in Kannada pointing towards the screen. We didn’t understand much from the way he said apart from the fact that we should rush to the screen. I literally started deoing gaalis to them as we climbed the dark stairs of the screen - “Saale 15 minute pehle chalu kar hi kaise sakte hai…ajeeb city hai!”

Seats I2, I3 – just in front of the last stair. We saw one of the seats empty but on the other one a child was sitting. I requested the child to move to his seat as that was our seat. His father just stared at me as I told him. After around 15-20 seconds he told his son to move to the seat next to him on the other side. We sat down. Big B’s dialogue indicated that Shankar (onscreen name of Abhishek Bachchan) was dead. Aishwarya’s tears were rolling down her cheeks. The scene ended soon. I found that a bit odd because in part 1 of the movie, he wasn’t dead. But then I thought that the movie would take us to a flashback. Next scene and an elderly guy, Rao sahab, entered Big B’s room and soon he was shocked to see a boy dead in that room (later we discovered that he was Rao sahab’s grandson in the movie). I don’t know what made me think that but I just shouted, “Yeh kahin climax toh nahi hai?” And Kaustubh ran outside to ask what show was going on. I just heard him shout, “Get up!” And we went out.

5 minute pehle jahan ek bhi bandaa dikh nahi raha tha, achaanak se 20-25 dikhne lage! Kaustubh just could not control his frustration and so disclosed the suspense loudly, “Abhishek Bachchan marr jaata hai end mein!” And everyone was looking at both of us. I just could not believe that. Tab pata chala ki woh bachcha, jisko uski seat pe se uthaya tha, uska baapu humein ghoor kyu raha tha. Woh bhi soch raha hoga ki gadhe hai, baithne do.

Waise bhi pata tha bore karega Sarkar Raj aur oopar se climax bhi pata chal gaya tha. I didn’t know what I would do in the 2 hour show. Anyways, will end over here by saying that –

1. Beware of doorkeepers at theatres who speak in some other language.
2. Confirm twice before entering a movie screen if you are already in time, especially if they say that movie has already started.
3. If you find someone else sitting on your seat, ask him to get up. But if he/she/they give you a surprised look for some time and then get up without saying a single word, check the timing of the show.

PS:
1. We discovered in the end that 1 movie ticket was actually worth Rs. 220 and so the total price was Rs. 440. But because of that guy’s mistake, we saw the movie in half the price!
2. Apart from some powerful performances in the movie, didn’t really like it. One thing that I will remember is a girl that I discovered while waiting outside the screen. Kehna padega! - She had an Amazing smile!