Tuesday 17 June 2008

Bang@lore

Dogs, hoardings, one ways, collegians, pulsars, stylish individuals/streets/buildings, amazing weather, tea/coffee shops, book stores etc would be the tags that one would use for Bangalore. I have been here since ten days now and have seen a lot of Bangalore (by chance :)) It is an interesting place. I would like to share some of the interesting experiences/learnings I have had here.

1. Follow the crowd. When driving in Bangalore, the best way is to follow the crowd. This will help you not getting trapped in a wrong side one-way. Because otherwise it is only after turning towards that side (that your smart, intuitive brain had suggested) you realise that you cannot go any further because the rest of the people on that road are already returning! (Find some of the most common road signs at the end of the post.)

2. Ask an autowala (at your own risk). It is useful and useless, both at the same time, to ask about a direction or a landmark to an autowala. They will say go straight and turn left. Ok. So you, an obedient soul, go straight and discover a left turn. Before you can decide whether to take a left turn or not, the vehicles behind will honk and honk and honk and you will decide not to turn left. The same thing will happen after 5 seconds that you will discover another left turn. And another. If you are lucky, there will be only one left turn. But immediately after you turn left, there will be a V and you will have to wait for another autowala to guide you. The autowalas are most of the time right. We have to go straight and turn left….but what they don’t reveal is how much straight do we need to go before we can take a left turn!

3. Let’s never eat here ever again. I have eaten at many different places in the local area here (Please do not ask me about Baristas/Pizza Huts/etc.) and can easily tell you where not to eat what. There are a plenty of restaurants in the city. But the cooks hardly know how to cook. Normally, I don’t know what the different dishes in the menu mean (apart from idli, dosa, sandwich, cutlets, bhel, bhaji pav, vada pav and a few more items). I can’t even differentiate the taste between two Punjabi vegetables (don’t tell me that even you cannot!). But still, I can tell you whether the food tastes good or not. And the experience here says, try eating the local, south Indian food, if you are really hungry. If you are not, just try and explore a few places. You will definitely find a good/reasonable place by the time you are extremely hungry. (Not to say that I didn’t like the food at all. :-l Thanks for whatever food I have digested in the past 10 days.)

4. Rain or no rain? The weather over here is simply superb. Just that it tries to fool you almost everyday. Everyday, in fact all the time it seems as if it is going to rain (heavily sometimes). But, it hardly rains. In the last 10 days, I have not seen rain more than thrice…four times maybe. But I have said, ‘Lagta hai abhi mast baarish hogi” almost everyday. This doesn’t mean that I am complaining. I like the weather in this city the most!

5. Books! Either you should know which book you want to buy or have enough time that you are ready to spare in a bookstore here. Because most of the bookstores here have a good collection of books and it’s highly likely that you will get lost in a shop full of books.

6. Kutte! Bada ajeeb sheher hai. There are just too many dogs, of different breeds, barking almost all the time (irrespective of whether its AM or PM). Average number of dogs per house in this city would be around 0.5. This means, per every two houses, you are likely to find a dog. And by per house I mean inside and not just on the road. I haven't seen any city with people so crazy about dogs. No doubt cost of living is high in this city! :)

7. Coffee shops/tea shops. This isn’t new anymore for a city. But the unique thing about Bangalore is some really good coffee/tea shops. Have been to only two of them, but both of them have been impressive. First one, Infinitea, a tea place which serves you a Variety of teas. The ambience and feel of the place will make you go there again. Second one, Indian Coffee House, a small coffee shop run by the co-op society of the workers of the coffee board of India. An old place, but extremely neat. Old posters on the walls promoting coffee written in the old font and waiters in a clean uniform with a paghdi on the head, really add charm to the place.

8. Respect Kannada. If you don’t know English but know Kannada, you will still be able to recognise any international/national brand. Whether it is Reebok, Nike, Barista, Café Coffee Day, Pizza Hut, ICICI Bank, Baskin Robins, Sony, Canon, Samsung, Compaq, Sun Microsystems, Educational Initiatives or Shivajinagar Bus Stand, you will be able to recognise it in a fraction of a second, provided your Kannada is good. I haven’t seen such kind of love and passion for the local language in any other city.

9. Tashan. It’s a highly stylish city – whether it be a car, a bike, a road, a hoarding, a showroom, a poster, a babe, not a babe, the city is full of styloos. Cool! Yeh Bangalore ka style hai re.

10. Chicks! How can I not mention them!? Did find a few here and there. But otherwise, the style market makes almost all wear the same mask and hence there is no point researching more. What you will really discover are true, pretty faces among these not-so-really pretty faces.

Most common road signs @ Bangalore -

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

very well captured hopign that this post will have some pictures soon too :) and please come back soon

N said...

lol. ill agree about the traffic and the dogs!

Anonymous said...

havent been to the city ever. thanks for the guide!

Nishchal Shukla નિશ્ચલ શુક્લ said...

Anar - fotos will be posted soon (will get them developed on monday)

Vaishali Shah said...

Hmm..good to see glimpse of your visit to Bangalore. Maybe the parks and gardens should have been mentioned as i think its known as a garden city..

I find Bangalore a westernised city and the traffic jam..puchho mat:-)

But nicely written with humour and ekdum nischal style..

Anonymous said...

cool slide show! hw did u swing that??? dont thin it can be done on wordpress....

Nishchal Shukla નિશ્ચલ શુક્લ said...

Its a feature provided by blogger where you can display your pics (from various places...one of them being flickr).

K said...

I like Bangalore, not a fan of the traffic..but hey, you cannot diss dogs. You should analyse the ratio the other way round humans: dogs... (If you dont know by now, I'm a DOG fan)...

awesome post btw!!

Nishchal Shukla નિશ્ચલ શુક્લ said...

Sorry about the dog thing! Par kutto ne naak mein dum kar ke rakha tha :D Will consider the ratio thing the next time i write about them.

Henri said...

HA HA, thanks for so succinctly describing the city I love to hate and hate to love. Enjoyed reading it, made the office hours a little more bearable... :D

kasumbal said...

chicks...tch tch. language!